Need new shoes? Why not do what I do.
1. Get up in the morning and have your coffee.
2. Forget to eat.
3. Put on leggings because they’re easy for trying on shoes, but forget that you’ll need to try on shoes and wear the heaviest boots you have, that are hardest to take off.
4. Walk to mall/shopping place.
5. Feel proud of self for picking such comfortable boots that still have the beauty of heels or platforms.
6. Start rummaging shops.
7. Sweat over the boots.
8. Try on first pair of shoes.
9. Fall in love.
10. Try on another pair.
11. Dislike.
12. Look at first pair again.
13. Sigh.
14. Leave and say ‘I have to think about it’.
15. Enter another store.
16. Take off boots again (it’s a process).
17. Try on shoes.
18. Walk around in them.
19. Be disgusted by other shoes in the store.
20. Talk to clerk about makeup.
21. Agree with clerk about makeup.
22. Say ‘I might come back’ and leave store.
23. Go to the ‘expensive store’.
24. Find perfect shoes.
25. Sigh.
26. Promise self that you will be able to buy shoes like that all the time one day.
27. Whine.
28. Take of shoes.
29. Hate clerk.
30. Leave.
31. Go to ‘cheap store’.
32. Buy random pair you kind of like from the shelves.
33. Buy Crocs.
34. Ponder over cheap purse.
35. Decide it actually looks cheap.
36. Leave store.
37. Start to feel pain in perfect boots.
38. Enter another store.
39. Find nothing.
40. Sit down for coffee.
41. Remember you had no food in the morning.
42. Still have coffee.
43. Feel stomach rumbling.
44. Get up, ignore.
45. Ponder over Domino’s.
46. Go back to first store.
47. Buy first shoes.
48. Feel happy.
49. Leave store.
50. Start feeling serious feet pain.
51. Start hating perfect boots.
52. Get cab.
53. Get home.
54. Eat everything.
55. Walk around in new shoes and underwear.
56. Eat again.
57. Random.
So there you have it. Fifty-seven easy steps to get to your perfect pair of shoes. That’s seven more than the number of shades of Grey.
Any additions, to make it easier?
xx
J.
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9 responses to “How To Shop For Shoes”
Haha! Love this…it’s pretty much how shopping for shoes goes with me too except when I return to buy the first pair of shoes it will turn out they’re out of my size and then I rage at myself for not having bought them in the first place!
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Oh, that also happens! 🙂
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haha.. I have never once forgotten to eat but I can relate to the rest of this. Especially the part about falling in love, buying shoes, and falling out of love in less than an hour!
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This is funny and pretty much the process for me when I go shoe shopping, or any kind of shopping really! Even shopping for my children ends up with the kinds of palaver
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This made me laugh, it’s just so true. I always end up back in the first place I looked every time, I am so predictable.
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Funny! I tend to do it in less, but that’s because I’m always short on time. Pre-children this was so me.
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HAHAHA. I actually LOL’d, this is so, so me! Go back to the first store, buy the first shoes you saw haha. Shoe shopping for my children is the same. And my daughter? She does all of the above, too. She’s only 8 years old! Haha.
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this made me laugh out loud. I’m sure every women can relate to this in some way and every mother too shopping with their daughter!
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Ha ha I loved this the second I started reading this. I am an awful ponderer when buying things and do much of the same stuff describe above especially shoes and clothing. Oh too expensive, oh I like those, oh not sure if I want to buy those yet, I will wait till next week amg the list is endless. Great blog post. Thanks for the giggles 😀
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