1. How to write when you have other things to do:
– Whine about having other things to do.
– Write.
2. How to write when your house is a mess:
– Sit in middle of mess.
– Write.
3. How to write when you have people over:
– Let people talk.
-Write.
4. How to write when the dishes are dirty:
– Dishes are dirty.
– Write.
5. How to write when you need to go to a wedding:
– Go to wedding.
– Write on iPhone.
6. How to write when you’re sleepy:
– Use toothpicks for eyelids Tom & Jerry style.
– Write.
7. How to write when you don’t feel like writing:
– Stare at screen.
– Write.
6. How to write when in a meeting:
– Pretend to take notes.
– Write.
8. How to write when you haven’t had a shower:
-TAKE THE FUCKING SHOWER.
– Write.
9. How to write on foot:
-Take hours to reach destination.
– Write on iPhone.
10. How to write when hungry:
– Have more coffee.
– Write.
Buh-bai.
J.
Almost Parisian 
8 responses to “How To Write When Other Things Are Happening”
Lollllzzzz…. Story of my life!
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“– Write.” Wow, all of my life feels so wasted now. I wish I had thought of this!
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Tell me about it. Does this post look like a novel to you?
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I loved it coz I just wrote y first post on similar lines.. Do check it out!
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I love Tom & Jerry.
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Reblogged this on The Writers Room and commented:
writer’s life
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Yes Maam! *Salutes* *Writes*! (Thanks for the directness of your injunctions! Sharing on twitter.)
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Ha 😀
Well, as long as I could help you start writing… 😉
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